i swallow my mom's diamond but she doesn't understand?? i'm dragonkin and she is literally starving me
Anonymous

neonkin:

oh no! i totally understand where youre coming from but maybe next time you could eat some cheaper gems? maybe like rhinestones? i know it wont compare to real gems, but it could be a cheaper way to satisfy your hunger! or even better, you could make rock candy! i know how hard it can be to have humans not understand your kintype, and i wish you the best of luck with your hoard! (◡‿◡✿)

revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

me: so yeah i didn't start growing tits until i was 20
boy: what why
me: lag

cat-boots:

you do this every single time!

radroachmeat:

Relationship goals

supersavajin:

Ooh Sakurai.

galaxypug:

make sure you get your daily dose of vitamins and self congratulatory male feminism today!

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Anonymous

u deserve it tho

no im pure

Jesus christ what graphic gore unfollowed

mite sä ees näät tän jos oot blacklistannu goren

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

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